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“I left my backpack on the bus, I had to track down the route and spent half the morning running after identical buses waving madly at a half-dozen drivers.”
Thwack!
“Ow. Ok, ok. I went for a blood test this morning and forgot to drink anyway water, it took an hour to draw any blood and you know I’m scared of needles. So I fainted. When I woke up, I realized I was late. I rushed over here as fast as I—”
Thwack! Thwack!
“Jesus. Fine. I was driving—”
Thwack!
“I never should have told you I don’t have a license. Do you have to hit so hard?”
Thwack!
“Ok, alright, hold on a second, will you? I was having breakfast with a friend and we started talking about our lovers. He told me how he likes to wear a collar and lap honey of off his lover’s thighs. I thought it would be fun. So I let him lick my thighs after pouring a plastic-bear’s head full of it down my thighs. He licked, and licked, and licked and I lost track of—”
Thwack!
“Jeez…Ok, so I was late! Sorry, its only because I was in court. I was in an empty movie theater with a guy who tied me to a chair and took me from behind. He was rough with me and told me not to cry out, well I did, and so he left me tied up there. When they came in to clean up before the matinée the next morning, I was still there, so I had to—”
Thwack!
“I forgot my transit card—”
Thwack! Thwack!
“I left the toaster on—”
Thwack! Thwack!
“I couldn’t leave my cat—”
Thwack! Thwack!
“I meant my pussy—”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
“Alright, alright. I was rolling this huge rock up a hill and it took me all morning and my muscles were sore and I was covered in sweat and I stank. My skin was all sunburned and my hair was in my face, but I was finally done. And then it started to roll back down—”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
“You’re going to break my ass at this rate you know that right! I can’t take much more—”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
“Alright, so I can take a few—”
Thwack!
“A lot more—”
Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!
“Fuck, that hurts. Fine. Ok. So I was sucking this guy off in a park and he accidentally came in my eye and I had to—”
Thwack!
“Holy shit. Alright. ALRIGHT! I was late. I was late. I’m sorry. I knew you would hit me. I like it when you hit me. So I was late. I set my alarm and I watched the minutes tick by and every minute made me harder. I knew you’d be mad. Knew you’d punish me. So I waited until I could barely take any more. Until I thought I would die.”
“Good. Now was that so hard to say?”
Thwack!
About the Author
My nom de plume is Benji Bright and I’m an erotica writer. I write the kind of smut that I like to read: hot, whimsical, occasionally thoughtful, and sometimes just plain silly. Outside of writing I’m a film buff, a music lover, and an RPG addict. Also I’m a real person: so feel free to contact me.
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